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Below are the 4 most recent journal entries recorded in
Dexter Dementor's InsaneJournal:
| Thursday, October 8th, 2009 | |
| 8:42 pm | Tiny, tiny teabag, ironed thin enough to slip through crack of a tea caddy My Dearest Darling! Woe! Know first and foremost that I will always cherish, nay, adore you even in your current, er, reduced circumstances. Rest assured I am doing everything within the very molecules of my being to set you free! Uncle Demi is coming along-he is very good at getting into otherwise impenetrable spaces, if you recall--and we shall have you out within a trice! I've left Diefer at Uncle's cottage--he assures me little Dierdre hardly ever bites at all now. On swiftest wings! Yours! Yours! Yours! In haste-- Your loving sweeetie blossom, Dexter |
| Wednesday, October 8th, 2008 | |
| 10:11 pm | Swift Bat Post to Uncle Demi Uncle--silly old thing me has misplaced Sybill's wand, and I'm fairly certain I had it with me last night during the, er, impromptu recital I gave for you and Auntie Noelle. It's the one with teeth marks along the base--remember I told you Diefer likes to chew on it while he's teething. Hmm...wouldn't an interpretive dance on teething be simply...groundbreaking? To a musical accompaniment of various gnawing sounds? Must take notes.... |
| Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 | |
| 8:09 pm | Letter To Noelle My dearest, I was out in the graveyard this morning, and saw the spot where our lips first met. I could almost smell the peanut butter in the air. What say I nip off work early and dash home for a quick one? Your loving squeeze, Demi |
| Saturday, October 20th, 2007 | |
| 2:48 pm | Swift Bat Post: A. Dementor Uncle! I've heard from the wee babe at last! I'm off to join my beloved by her side for this joyous event, one that will define and transcend all previous mortal experiences! What do you think will be appropriate attire to wear to a birthing? Your loving nephew, Dexter |